The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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