making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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