I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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