I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
