this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
