Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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