He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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