i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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