1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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