I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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