MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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