oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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