I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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