did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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