we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Randomize
