Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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