My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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