he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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