I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
smell my finger.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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