I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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