That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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