Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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