yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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