dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize