Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
