I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Found the puke drawer
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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