I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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