Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
we should paint friendship bongs
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