think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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