He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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