you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
