I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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