Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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