Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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