Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You pole danced in your parka.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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