So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
