I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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