READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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