I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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