She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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