Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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