its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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