My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
tell me about the eggs
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