omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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