Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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