she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Rumble strips road head = magical
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
