i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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