You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Small penises have feelings too.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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