You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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