omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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