No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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